GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Treat from the Frigid Reaches of space has become the latest craze on Earth! But are there dangers? This juicy concoction, made from unknown fruits and strange plants, has left scientists baffled. Should you avoid it at all costs? Whispers abound about the effects of this powerful juice. It is said it grants superhuman strength and e